Hi Little Hawk, I happen to be that bartender's brother, and let me tell you that I find that very offensive.
I never did that, and anyway the big lug promised not to tell anyone!

Surely it is OK to tell jokes about animals?
They can't write to their TDs/ MPs/ Congressperson to complain.
So this kid went into a petshop and asked to buy a pet wasp. "Son, we don't sell wasps." was the reply.
"Sure you do," said the kid, " you had two in the window yesterday!"