OK Murray, just because it's you, I'm gonna create a hilarious Politically correct joke for you. Yes, as we speak..I mean right now... Um, um,....

One dark rainy night a travelling sales person arrives at a farmhouse. The farmperson opens the door. "Well good evenin' there young worker, I'd be proud to put you up for the night but I'm afraid you'll have to share a bed with my progeny". No problem, says the sales person...if you don't mind two units of the same species sharin' a bed. At that point the Farmperson's progeny arrives and the salesperson can't take their eyes off two of the most amazing non-gender specific attributes. The progeny says "Parent,.......

Ahh hell, it IS too hard, forget it Murray.

Rick