catspaw49, enough of this Magnetic Arse-Healing Ring stuff. It imperils people who live alone like me. I laughed so long and loud I nearly lost my breath. My Sri Lanken neighbour came over thinking I was being done away with. The thought of ol' curry breath doing mouth-to-mouth on me was enough to revive me but I nearly carked it.
And De Silva has gone home thinking there's something sus' about a bloke who sits in front of a monitor gasping for breath.

JG/FME