Well, there's pataphysics and there's petaphysics, derived from the Old French peter to fart, found in the derivative "petard", a small cannon-like weapon, as in "hoist by his own petard". Petaphysics is the science and art of flatulence, and the Mudcat is honored to have among its memebers one of the world's most advanced scholars of the subject, Mister Bubba Catspaw49 himself, in constant attendance. He was written numerous tomes in the field and is conisered one of the world's leading experts on the typographical representation of petaphysical dynamic analog atmospheric density waveforms, as a brief review of his many posts will surely substantiate.

As to whether Bill D would ever lead you astray, it depends on your curves and the shape of your maidenhead.

Regards,

A.