I just realized that I said (above) "...
I tried the three-capo shtick, but it just did not work."
This was a reference to a query in another calendar thread, about those of us who play kazoos (not capos). I don't know anyone who plays the capo, and, anyway, they would cover even less than a kazoo!
P.S., Alison, isn't Mark going to be in the calendar, too? And how about 'spaw?