Murray, knock it off!! First I have to explain to my Glaswegian wife (the former Heather Docherty) that NO Scots people were injured (mentally or physically) in my brilliant joke....and now YOU! I give up!

.......well maybe not. I'll try one more bit of hilarity that has nothing to do with any ethnic characteristics.

At a Rolling Stones concert , people are happily singing along as Mick (no Irish reference intended) intones: "Hey you! Get offa my cloud"!

A concert goer resplendant in non-pant-like lower attire, says to the person beside him/her. "They stole that song you know". The person is at first rather confused by the stranger's incomprehensible (but none the less valid) accent. "How do you know"? He/she asks. "It's an old folksong that the rest of us rural (not meant to demean the 'urbanly challenged') folk knew well. It really goes: "Hey Macleod Get off of my Ewe"!

The discombobulated (or temporarily sanity challenged) concert goer is immediately thrown into a huge quandry as she/he is BOTH a member of "The society for Ethical treatment of animals" AND the "sexual freedom league"

Rick