Jees, Rick, if only I had a dollar for every time I have had to grin and bear that joke , I would be able to afford to buy that compilation CD (the one with Hesitation Blues on it ).

Incidentally, while we are on the Scottish/kilt theme, further to my observations earlier about not using the kilt pin to fasten the kilt, if you have ever been to a Highland Games event and witmessed the spectacle of the kilted athletes throwing the hammer, you will not have failed to notice the frisson of excitement generated among the female spectators as the hammer thrower spins faster and faster and his kilt fans out horizontally under the influence of centripetal (or is it centrifugal?) force.

The impact of this brathtaking spectacle would be severely diminished if the kilt were to be fastened instead of being able to swing free.......

Murray