The sign on the café window said "Breakfast Any Time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

The sign on another café window said "Open 24 Hours." I started to walk in. The manager said, "Sorry, we're closed." I said, "But your sign says, 'Open 24 Hours.' " He said, "Yeah, but not consecutively."

I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

--stolen from Stephen Wright