More good stuff, you all! Here are the requisite Silver B.L.O.B.s for words well written:

To Clifton53, a double B.L.O.B., for these two 'evocative' verses:

He said " Leal, you come with me"
" You're slurrin' every, X Y Z"
So when the law gets ready, you tongue in groove

The judge said " man, your story's bunk"
" There ain't no rat snake, down in your trunk
And when the law gets ready, you tongue in groove

And to MMario, who fortunately possesses the original Silver Spittoon, for this gut-buster:

And when I thtand before the judge, to thith I tholemn thwear
I'll never kith another thnake, no matter what the dare!
Forgive me Thir, I mutht be thick, the poithen growth more fathter
And if I were not three fourthth dead, I wouldn't take thith crap thir!


Brilliant! -- Áine