Hey Murray, PM me your address and I'll send you a copy. The rest of my output you'll have to buy!

Why this largesse on my part?

Because, despite your being a crusty troublemaking Caledonian Conservative Curmudgeon, offending decent human beings in every corner of the planet.....you've given me quite a few chuckles this week. I detect this slight mischievous grin behind every outrageous statement you make. It IS there isn't it? Right? I mean it really IS, eh? eh?

Now sit down by this roaring candle, and have a nice porridge sandwich. Ahhhhh now THAT'S true Scots hospitality!

Cheers, Rick