Hey fellash there'sh more'n one way to shlurr your eshes. To the tune of Don't you feel my leg! (See that thread)

Hey there Osshiffur, ain'tchoo a cutie!

Now don't you tesht my breath
No don't you bresht my tesht
I'm nearly bit to death
I'm shwooning easht to wesht
So don't you tesht my breashth.

Now I can shtraight my walk
And I won't shlur my talk
No I won't shlur my talk
If you'll jesht help me walk
But don'choo blotch my walksh.

You shay you shaw me driving
Shlurrvin shide to shide
But loookit my mouff
Cuz there's a SHNAKE inshide!

You shay I'm drunk, right off my assh
But I got bit by Cleopatra's athp!

Now don't you tesht my breath
No don't you bresht my tesht
I'm nearly bit to death
I'm shwooning easht to wesht
So don't you tesht my breashth.
Don't you besht my treth. Nooooooooh, no.