The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9305   Message #60142
Posted By: catspaw49
25-Feb-99 - 02:10 AM
Thread Name: Folky Jokes and Stories
Subject: RE: Folky Jokes and Stories
Well, I was kinda' hopin' to get Dobros included. What can I say? I took a shot!!!

Probably means I can't substitute on "Perfect Pitch"
( Accordion smashes Banjo )
Or on the differemce between a banjo and an onion
( Nobody cries when you chop up a Banjo)

Of course it wouldn't work on Accordion things at all. I've always thought that a paraphrase of a Gen. U.S.Grant line was appropos of accordion players: They only know 2 songs...One is "Lady of Spain" and the other...isn't !!!

catspaw