Amish? Jeri, did you say Amish? GREAT!! Yes they do shun, but even more so, they lend their prestigious name which echoes of craftsmanship, to the Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner.

Friends, if you don't have one, you need one! What a wonderful device! Inspired by Gordon Bok, the AAPMT is the last thing in moustache tuning. It is available as you can see on this thread from Gordon Bok who is also promoting his new signature Fan with the Cookie Duster HEPA filter. Also I think he has a new songbook, but it's pretty dull and still needs some work because otherwise it's just a bunch of songs.

And of course you can buy the AAPMT direct and get the above model with the special "Nose pick & Toe Jam Attachment" for only $49.99 (US) plus $117.27 (US)shipping and handling, from Fly-By-Nite Industries where we offer you the money back guarantee. Return any unused products to us and we'll return any unused portions of your money.

Spaw