I'm drifting here, but so what. But "Cookieless Member" - isn't that just a great mudname? Sort of potentially rude but not quite defined.

As for the kind of thing that has been getting to pinkfiddle, I think it's best to think of it as weather rather than anything, and not to take it personally. "It's pissing down again today" you might say, and that can be annoying - but you don't waste time getting cross with the weather itself, or think you are somehow at fault yourself. You just put up a brolly and do what you were planning, or stay indoors and do something else.