Re: your posting before last Mi'Lady Wyo, I offer THIS: http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html (though it has been posted here before, & sorry, I havent got the knack of clickies yet.....)
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html
(though it has been posted here before, & sorry, I havent got the knack of clickies yet.....)