no but I am all eyes (compuspeak translation) The last song I put together was an Ogden Nash poem married to a bastardised version Bold Riley (et al) Lyrics? BR>The rain it raineth on the just, and also on the unjust fella. But most it raineth on the just, 'cos unjust just stole the just's umbrella. sufficient to get the laugh and short enough to find the door before they realise. I quite like the effect they usually ask me to sing a full length one as well! swozzler poem anyone? I feel a toon coming on.