The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41682   Message #602668
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
03-Dec-01 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 72
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 72
AND IT STONED ME

Vandeloo Morrison

Half a world away from here, is a place called Pashan Pud
If you ever go down there, wear your helmet bud
Hands full of throwing rocks, and they'll toss them at your back
Don't just stand there getting popped, prepare for your defence

Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
Getting their rocks off on me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Stoned me just to make me bleed
And they stoned me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Causing greivous injury
And they stoned me

And won't let up, until sun goes down, or nat least until you cry
Cause they know, its all in fun unless you lose an eye
Don't be a louse, there's no glass house anywhere on their road
So pick up the rock and be a jock and throw at their heads instead.

Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
Slinging slate at me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Stoned me just to make me bleed
And they stoned me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Causing greivous injury
And they stoned me

On the way back home you'll sing a song, with your faces caked in blood
As you apply the iodine, you'll sing of Pashan Pud
You'll go to a home all tender and moan, Oh "I am barely seeing."
And the nurse who tut-tuts as she stitches your cuts
will say "Hey! There you are being."

Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
Oh, they're crazy
propelling pebbles at me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Stoned me just to make me bleed
And they stoned me
And they stoned me yes indeed
Causing greivous injury
And they stoned me