The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41682   Message #602994
Posted By: mousethief
03-Dec-01 - 06:28 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 72
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 72
Okay, I shall!

Holy Day Women (and men) Numbers 13 and 3.14159
Tune: you know...

Well they'll stone you if you come to Pashan Pud.
They'll stone you till you're lying in the mud.
They'll stone you with a big rock and a small
They'll stone you until to the earth you fall
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody there gets stoned!

Yes they'll stone you on their yearly holiday
They'll stone you in the good, old-fashioned way
They'll stone you though their custom is the oddest
They'll stone you in the name of their goddess
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody there gets stoned!

Yeah they'll stone you till your members quake with fear
They'll stone you just like they did last year
They'll stone you and expect an acquital
They'll stone you then take you to hospital
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody there gets stoned!

They'll stone you standing in opposing lines
They'll stone you till you're lame or halt or blind
They'll stone you cos their goddess is a meanie
They'll stone you so be tough and not a weenie
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody there gets stoned!

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