Mudcat Café message #603009

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Thread #41666 Message #603009
Posted By: mousethief
03-Dec-01 - 07:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: Song Challenge for the festive season
Subject: RE: BS: Song Challenge for the festive season

The Twelve Months of Christmas
Tune: if you have to ask...
On the first month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the second month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the third month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the fourth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the fifth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the sixth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the seventh month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the eighth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Eight dollar wallets
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the ninth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Nine-yard hunks of garland
Eight dollar wallets
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the tenth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Tension-relieving bath oils
Nine-yard hunks of garland
Eight dollar wallets
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the eleventh month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Eleventh-hour gift specials,
Tension-relieving bath oils
Nine-yard hunks of garland
Eight dollar wallets
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
On the twelfth month of Christmas, the department store displayed
Twelve-song Christmas CD's
Eleventh-hour gift specials,
Tension-relieving bath oils
Nine-yard hunks of garland
Eight dollar wallets
Seven-Up in Santa boxes
Six-packs of ribbon,
FIVE PLAS-TIC TREES,
Four kinds of tinsel,
Three-prong light sets,
Two-roll packs of gift wrap
And some left-over Christmas brocade.
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