Again, let's not irritate Joe by having the same thing being said by everyone! In this case Jeri, let me hav this guy I know sing Happy Birthday to you. His Dad was a redneck that married a Cockney girl and he's a product of that mating......a moron who speaks like Elmer Fudd:

Happy Biwffday t'yo',
Happy Biwffday t'yo',
Happy Biwffday Deaw Dgehi,
Happy Biwffday t'yo'

Spaw (screwin' around with the "Dialetizer")