We three kings of orient are tried to smoke a rubber cigar it was loaded and exploded! (do motion as if strumming a harp) We three kings of orient are!

& I learned it: Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, rabbits all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in Grandpa's Chevrolet . . .

& How about: We wish you a Hare Krishna Hark! the hairlip angels sing, gory is our new bored king Wreck the halls with bugs of holly Up on the mousetop kitty paws IT came upon a midnight beer Do you smell what I smell? (which of course leads to): Go smell it on the mountain Have a holly jolly beer mug Have yourself a furry little Christmouse & my fav: Come, they told me the rump roast is done!