Aye, Lassie, That's where I heard it too. I heard it last year by Mr. Skivee hisself, but hisself is wending his way up from Floriday, and couldn't deliver it in person. Mike told me it looked like a much forwarded email (Lotsa lines starting with "> > >") I've looked with Google, AltaVista and Yahoo (which just re-hashed Google) and can't find it.

Wincing Devil   >;-( Cats don't have owners, they have staff...