Talking of ice,
We have a friend who married this guy from Tennessee and moved out to Southern Tennessee with him.

Well what with all the heat and humidity down there this girl, who was from Colorado, just broke down and cried.
While she was still very tearful her new landlord dropped by to see how she was getting on. So she poured out all her troubles -- 'If God had meant us to breathe water he would have given us gills. Boo Hoo! Even the ice is warm. Boo Hoo Hoo!' -- meaning of course that it melts quicker.

The very next day a service man arrived to fix her freezer.

Bert.