This is a very well written story. I saw it in the other thread.

I really enjoyed it, and was about to congratulate Pat on it, until:

"With that, Paw bent over pointing his butt at the barrel, Buford held a Zippo to his ass, and Paw ripped a monster of a fart, something akin to a Cherry Bomb in it's magnitude

Farts aren't as funny as a well written story, sorry Pat but it was really excellent until then. You ruined it.

Most others will doubtless disagree

Paul