THATS IT!
A Visit From Whitebeard is exactly what I was looking for! I was doing a search on "shanty claus", which is no where near it. I won't post the words here, because I respect that he's tryin to make a buck, so go to his site!

Thanx, Catters!

Wincing Devil   >;-( God said "Let there be cats!", and was promptly ignored