It worked for Aristophanes as well. How about if I take Cletus to see some Greek Comedy? Maybe even get him a part - with his ability to fart on cue (without causing damage), he is a natural.

Morty,
I love Cletus just as he is too. But his antics at the first Hearme concert really showed a need for some basic social skills training. Somehow I don't think we can count on Spaw to provide that.

I have a question for the nay-sayers...if farts aren't funny, how come people always laugh when they hear one? This is true in restaurants, shopping malls, on the subway, in church, at the opera, on elevators. People of all social standings, education levels, and walks of life laugh when someone farts.