Nebuchadnezzar, the king of the Jews,
Pulled off his stockings, but left on his shoes.

Old Mr Kelly had a pimple on his belly.
His wife cut it off, and it tasted like jelly.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children -- she didn't know what to do, evidently.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
We have battered down the office door and killed the principule.
The brats are marching home.
Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
I hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine,
And the juice came trickling down.