It was Christmas time on the Mudcat
The happiest day and night
The Trollers they were busy
And the flamers full of spite
Then up spoke good old Catspaw
To remind us, and pass gas
"If you MOGs don't like it here
you can kiss my smoking ass"

The trollers and the flamers
they carry on their spite
as they do all the year
not just on Christmas night
and when Santa he comes along
distributing good cheer
may he give Guest an SOH
and boot up his clenched rear

But among most mudcatters
Theres lots of friends and true
And joy and peace on offer
Support and help here too
Its yours just for civility
To all colours or creeds
" from each as their ability
to each as are their needs"