Jim,

I have to agree about cows coming home..Grandma lived on a dairy farm with 200 head, and every day at the same time they would head for the milking barn, all in several straight lines. Maybe just dairy cows have this much brains?

On that note, Gramma had two sayings she would use a lot. "Them's as poor as Paddy's pigs"
"there ya go, thinking you're Astor's pet"
"she's pitchin a coniption"

Anybody else heard of these?