Ah, Apple-asian dancing. I know, that's the one danced by mountaineers, quite often to Arcade music.

Hmm, skinny dipping in febuary. I don't know.....well.....alright then. Just so long as it's understood, that if I start to get out of the water, I am not to be treated as if I'm trying to "beach" myself, OK?

I haven't got any inflatable animals. Will a selection of hammers, clubs (as in blunt instrument) and swords do? I'll see what Parker's got stashed under the bed.

TTFN M'Lady P.