Should I ever develop a desire for a meat smoker. I would like to say here and now that it would not have been created nor would I have been influenced in any way by reading the diatribe above.

I am currently up to my F'in ears in loaves of all shapes colours and sizes. Non of which were influenced by Mudcat.

Nor am I going to blame Mudcat for the extensions of bread that I am reading about , testing and researching in.

It looks like I am about to gain a masters in "The philosophy of bread and its variations in the western diet".

Bollox to Mudcat and if anyone comes up with another obscure thread that involves me not being influenced in twee little items like "meat smokers" or "hedgehog terrine presses" then so help me they better be very afraid coz my wife will not take many more prisoners....

Spot.