There was a new preacher and his young wife moved into a rural community in Southeastern Kentucky, and Farmer Owens says" Me'n the family'd be right proud to have y'all over for supper tomorrow night. Alza will cook us up a pork roast with kale greens and corn pone." The preacher and his wife go to the Owenses the following night and eat some of the most delicious fresh pork they ever tasted. After they finish up the ice tea and the conversation the young couple walk out into the barnyard they notice a 3-legged pig rootin in the grass by the porch. "Well I'll be danged! How long y'all had that 3-legged hog?" says the preacher. "Oh not long atall," says the farmer, "up until yesterday he was a 4-legger."

"You mean..."

"Yep...you can't eat a pig that tasty all at once."

Burgoo...Take everything you got in the cupboard and the icebox and mix together with everything anybody else's got who's comin for dinner. Cook all day. Serve with liberal amount of Bourbon on the side.