Bad time of year for me to spend time on song challenges, so here's a quickie.Up On His Lap
by GenieUp on his lap the kiddies crawl,
Then they just pee their pants and bawl!
Santa's been making that awful noise,
Scaring the poor little girls and boys!HO! HO! HO! That's gotta go!
HO! HO! HO! That's gotta go!
Now, on his lap they just hear "Ohmmmmm,"
And a self-validating New Age poem.