Why say "Lawyer?" Why not say "Jew" or "N*****?"

But you wouldn't do that because it would be nasty.

Were I not a perfect gentleman at all times, I would say "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." Since I am, I will only say that I hope you get swept up in Ashcroft's suspect roundup, and need a lawyer in a hurry.

Peter (a lawyer, in his day job, if you hadn't guessed.)