Alec, in the same vein as yours, how about a giant ape ringing Christmas bells on top of the Empire State Building? Need I give you the caption?Here's a cartoon I saw yesterday that will delight all the ailurophiles out there:
A cat is in typical feline posture -- front paws stretched out on the ground, head low, cat butt up in the air with tail raised -- with its rear practically in the dog's face. Tied to the top of the cat's tail, in red and green ribbons, is a sprig of mistletoe!
Genie