A scuzzy Mudcatter named Spaw
Kept the rest of the Mudcat in awe;
His jokes were laborious
And his gasses, uproarious
While his language was outside the Law!

Of Mudcatters raunchy and weird,
Old Spaw tales the prize, I'm afeared
While others try bleating,
As a way of competing,
He just farts through a hole in his beard!

An incompetent poster named Amos
Made gaffes that were stupid (and famous)
He would send us bad rhymes
Posting each one two times
Inviting his betters to flame us!

Ok, ok!!! 'Nuff trash!!

A.