The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41896   Message #608308
Posted By: Áine
12-Dec-01 - 09:40 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 74
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 74
Great, great and great! Looks like the 'ho's' are slowing down, so here are the latest Silver B.L.O.B.s, and later today the Cow Chips will fly! ;-)

To Clifton53 for this rhythmical rant:

Imagine NO HO HO HO, you can't HO HO NO MO
Santa he was feeling SO PO
It ain't worth any dough, to mess with Santa's M.O.
NO MO HO, HO NO MO, NO MO HO
NO MO HO, HO NO MO, NO MO HO



To Deda for her riotous repetitions with:

My sleigh is all packed up for Christmas
The reindeer are ready to go
If they don't like my laugh in New Zealand
Let's see how they like No, no, no
Let's see how they like No, no, no
Let's see how they like No, no, no
Instead of my laugh, in New Zealand,
A weak-bellied message of No.



And to mousethief, for his imaginative summing up of the story with:

Yes another tradition has gone down the tubes
Another sweet memory shot
By do-gooding, meddling, joy-killing boobs
Who hate anything they haven't got
And one high-strung woman with hair-trigger nerves
As tight as an archer's long bow
Has trampled tradition by ensuring no-one serves
As a Santa, who goes, "Ho ho ho."



Well done, my darlin's!

-- Áine