First .... Very nice Amos. I'll deal with you later....

Let me say that it is not uncommon for me to get e-mails and PM's from other 'Catters with some info or a website or something they have found somewhere that for some reason made them think of me. These are generally forwarded with note inferring that the sender wouldn't use it, but I was of course free to do so. Uh, huh............Meaning: "I wouldnt want anyone to know I found such crap, but I'm sending it to you because Ol' Spaw will post anything!

Sadly, this is true.

I have never revealed the 'Catters who have sent me so many of these "jewels," for which I am widely known and often criticized.....and I won't in this case either, although if you read closely, I have spelled it out for you.

Now, I am about to post another....this time on a dare. I expect to catch some flak, but it's important to maintain your rep so.........After receiving this turkey here I enjoy my exultation.........In what you ask? Well, winning the bet of course!

There was a young man named Souse,
Who traded his wife for an outhouse,
When folks asked him, "Why",
He just slapped his thigh,
And said "'Cause the hole was smaller and it smelled better !!!"

Really gawdawful and insulting as hell ain't it? But there you have it!!!

Spaw---(Did see the name of the 'Catter? It's there!!)