OK, Spaw.

To his son, said a fellow named Patterson
"When dating young girls, pick them fatter,son."
So the son dated one
Who weighed over a ton,
"Step aside," said hs dad, "let me at 'er son!"

There was an old bishop from Franktom
Who checked all the nuns and he ranked 'em,
As to depth of the twat
And how cold or how hot,
And rthe way that they fucked in his sanctum.

You're up.

Seamus