Aw geez Seamus.....but .....Well,okay.........

A long knifelike cock had Benjamin Hunt
It was sharp and not at all blunt
T'was very well known
And he couldn't get blown
But he could really tear up a cunt!

Young Janie loved playing pretend
Her vibrator was her best friend
In her twat! Up her ass!
In her mouth! Ain't that crass?
But she lost all her teeth in the end.

Spaw