To the tune of "Dick Darby, The Cobbler" as sung by, amongst others, Tommy Makem and the Clancy Brothers.
MARTIN A, THE GOBBLER
Oh me name's Martin A, I'm a gobbler
I live in the town of Spokane
I strut around like I am Tarzan
But I'm pining away for a Jane
CHORUS:
With me ing-twing-of-an-ing-thing-of-an-eye-doh
With me ing-twing-of-an-ing-thing-of-an-eye-ay
With me ro-bo-bo-ro-bo-bo-randy
And me wattle keeps flapping away
When I was a healthy young buck-o
They called me the cock of the walk
My thighs were the size of an ostrich
And my eyes were as bright as a hawk
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The hens all around me were flocking
They'd coo and they'd cluck and they'd preen
But now that I'm wizened and rangy
The hens are nowhere to be seen
CHORUS
I set off in search of a partner
I set off in search of a mate
Through scrub and bush, hither and yonder
I wandered all over the state
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At last I'm resolved to give over
From the dating game I shall retire
Like nun or some other monastic
Unmated until I expire
CHORUS
Surrounded by death and corruption
In a palace of grief and decay
In quiet retreat I shall linger
Until at length I pass away
CHORUS