No more school, no more stick, No more bloody arithmetic No more English, no more French, No more sitting on the old school bench. If the teacher interferes Knock her out and box her ears!

To which my children added: If that does not serve her right We'll blow her up with dynamite.

Recently I've heard: We break up, we break up, we don't care if the school blows up, No more English, no more French, No more sitting on the old school bench

to the tune of 'Knick Knack Paddywhack"

I'll ask around tomorrow for any modern versions. By the way, 'bonfire' guest, was your school AGGS?