A ghost magnet is a person that ghosts gravitate to. It's sort of the way flies hang around bicycle seats.

I alwyas wanted to write a novel with a noir detective named Perry (peri) Menopausal!

EJ's wife, Hi. We'll have to stop meeting like this.

Yes, I too have several of these maladies. (won't say which ones though) If one is female and has 'em, it might be said that a pretty girl is like a malady!!

If you get ill from eating an oyster with a pearl in it, one might say "a gritty pearl is like a malady".

A skin devouring micro organism might be the answer to the fat part. (I've already tried every other remedy for that problem.)

I'ts very little comfort to me to realize that a redwood tree with my circumferance is 200 feet tall!!

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