Martin The Graveyard Turkey.

Martin The Graveyard Turkey
Had a very strange fetish
And evey time you say it
Make me want to make a speech

All of the other turkeys
Know how many legs they have
That didn't stop old Martin
from hanging round a person's grave

Then one rainy funeral
Martin realized
A service ecumenical
Would open all their eyes

All of the other turkeys
End their days on dinner plates
Martin didn't want to do that
Turkey heaven had to wait

Then Martin had a vision
He committed suicide
He didn't know what coffins did
but he had to get in side

When Martin got to heaven
Twas like the day he hatched his egg
All of his dreams were answered
Now the turkey had three legs.