(I don't know that one bert, how does it go!). "Now boys and girls" (said Dame Catspaw) If anyone comes near this Possum ocarina you will shout out won't you?"
Enter Gargoyle in puff of green smoke "Ha ha ha" (boos from audience) "What is this: a non-music thread?" Goes towards Possum. "Dame Catspaw" shrieks the audience, (not a dry seat in the house) Dame comes back with Cat and chases gargoyle away, to cheers from the audience.
RtS (Stoll Moss eat your heart out!)