Alrightey then -- Here are the Golden Cow Chips for all you Challenge!rs that 'talked turkey' for poor ole Martin A. Cudos and congrats to each of you for your masterful and memorable memorium machinations -- and don't forget to check back later for yet another yuletide-tinged Challenge! --


Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song):

Celibate Celebrity by MMario
Martin by JenEllen
Martin A, The Gobbler by derrymacash
Martin Gobbler by Bo Vandenberg
The Spokane Turkey by derrymacash
Village Poultry by Jack the Sailor

Winners Of The Golden Cow Chip Award With Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen):

Bird of Constant Sorrow by Amos
The Bird of My Heart by derrymacash
Turkey in Spokane by Clifton53

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield (Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield is given to the best blues rendition of any challenge topic):

Martin's Blues by derrymacash

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Two-Fer-One Coupon (The Two-Fer-One Coupon is awarded to those Challenge!rs who use two or more Challenge! topics in one song):

Do They Reunite Turkeys In Heaven? by Amos

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration (The Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration is awarded for the best cow chip chunking Country version of a song in a Challenge!):

The Lanes of the Graveyard by katlaughing

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song):

Martin, The Turkey From Spokane by derrymacash
Turkey Is Gone For A Sculpture by Philibuster


Fantastic!! -- Áine