Clifton -- I LOVE IT!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for making so nice with:

Thank You Moms, Moms, I'm so happy Moms
Since you sent me down to Santa's chair
I hope my angelic qualities
Ain't too much for you to bear
Well Santa he plain told me
If I didn't act just right
That his boys would come and visit in the middle of the night
So Moms, Moms, it worked on me now Moms
You sent me down to Santa's chair

And here's one for you, dear Jack, for this saucy little verse:

I saw Santa with a Body Guard
Over at the mall last Friday night
He must be quite a creep
but the company ain't cheap
And if you mess with Santa with the fishes you will sleep


It's a great start, keep 'em coming!

-- Áine