Imagine this one sung to a small child by Christopher Walken, in his most threatening voice.

Santa Claus has Hired The Mob

He's Making a list and checking it twice
But that ain't all so ya better be nice!
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob

A scarier man you never have met
Don't do a thing you're gonna regret
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob

Who cares if you've been sleeping
Who cares if you're awake
Don't you pull upon his beard
Or your arm we're gonna break

You better be good you better make nice
You'd be well advised to take my advice
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob

Santa Claus has Hired
Santa Claus has Hired
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob