You're right, dear Amos! I knew you all would like this one! ;-)

OK, now for the Silver B.L.O.B.s --

To Jack the Sailor for this funny bit of faldarol:

You better be good you better make nice
You'd be well advised to take my advice
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob

To Amos, for this devilish diversion (which I hope was NOT inspired by my two youngest rugrats!) -- OUCH!:

They were blue eyed and redhaired and pale-skinned,
They were cute as two frogs in a box!
But when they climbed up on his lap, sir
One kneed him in the rocks.
Well his "Ho-ho-ho" changed to a groan sir,
And the second one started to fib,
She said she'd been good all year long, sir,
While her drop-kick broke two ribs.

And to Rollo, a Golden B.L.O.B., for this bit of 'Who-Haw' -- let's roll!:

Twelve marines to pull the sleigh with armoured sides of shining steel,
Twelve marines to pull the sleigh with sides of steel!
twelve marines to pull the sleigh, Hut! hut! Hut! on christmas eve,
And a grenade down the tube, clears the way, clears the way,
and a grenade down the tube clears the way!


Oh, my sides are hurting already! You guys are sleighing me, you really are!

-- Áine