Act One - Scene Three. Inside Dick's Greenhaus.

A large Oxford hip bath is in the center of the stage. The fish (Who's name is Muddy) pokes his head out and addresses the audience.

"I know it's not the Mississippi but it's a darned sight bigger than that bloody bucket, now I can stretch my tail out a bit" And picking on some guy in the audience says "Do YOU like to stretch your tail out Mister?"

While he is talking, Gargoyle sneaks menacingly up behind him carrying an extremely large skillet and a cleaver.

Audience shouts "Look out behind you" but Muddy keeps on talking....